Secondhand Lands

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Secondhand Lands is the massively multiplayer online game set in a fairytale world colored with parody and witty fun. The heroes are comprised of a motley crew of wolves, sheep, catgirls, and scrappers who have pledged their undying allegiance to either Little Bo Peep or Red Riding Hood. Well, perhaps not undying…


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Wolves -Survival of the Fittest is more than a mantra – it’s a state of being. Lone Wolves easily make the strongest fighters, and they are also the fastest on foot. A retreating Wolf is hard to track down, and fights with Wolves are rarely fair. With their stealth, they will pounce on their opponent when they see a moment of weakness. Wolves also know how to focus their mysticism by calling upon the spirits with their chilling Howls, striking terror into the hearts of even the stoutest Sheep.

Sheep -The Sheep have developed a strong sense of order by keeping the needs of their flock ahead of their own desires. This philosophy has allowed the Sheep to survive and thrive in the face of the superior Wolves. Sheep aren’t as fast as Wolves, but there are some compensations for the wooly-coated ones. They have amazing jumping abilities, special ramming attacks, and downright baa-zar flocking bonuses. While a Wolf will probably take down a single Sheep, in a group battle the conclusion is by no means foregone.

Catgirls -With the spirit of a cat and the body of a girl, Catgirls must balance their feline tendencies with their human ones. Catgirls are incredible dancers and can summon bard like powers to increase the moral of their group members or to destroy their enemies. You can often find Catgirls using their incredible powers of shopping to get free coupons, too. Due to their small size, these denizens of dance are very slow, but Catgirls can mount sheep or wolves to make up for their slow speed.

Scrappers-Scrappers are a bipedal assortment of creatures not very interested in battle. With opposable thumbs and the inclination to use them, Scrappers can craft equipment, bake foods, smelt ore, re-enchant items, or bake tiles of awesome power. Due to their small size, Scrappers are very slow and aren’t very good at hand to hand combat, but when mounted on a Sheep or Wolf their powers of tilomancy make them a force to be reckoned with. There are 12 different kinds of Scrapper forms to choose from: bear, bull, cat, deer, dragon, fox, goat, lizard, sheep, skunk, squirrel, and wolf.

After you’ve created your character, utilize the highly configurable skill system in Secondhand Lands to create a custom build. Skill points can be spent towards acquiring 24 race-specific skills or tweaking your abilities with a known skill. With 200 skill points to spend, no two players will be alike!

Venture forth and help steal cable for the gnomes or solve the mystery of the Forest of Poorly Animated creatures in some of the over 120 handwritten quests that add decided flavor to the world.

When the going gets tough, mount other players and ride together into battle to utilize one anothers abilities with forceful results that will leave your opponents stunned, shocked, and awed.

Best of all, Secondhand Lands is free to play! Take advantage of everything the game has to offer and advance through the game to level 200 without spending a dime.



  • By Red, June 23, 2013 @ 3:11 pm

    omg eagle funny 2 see u here i was just sending u skype messages about how much i love u, lol anyways still love u bb be my forever <3 :3 ok bye

  • By Nicole, August 27, 2013 @ 7:14 am

    oy the one who is being rude stop it because there could be kids on this website and if they say to there mom what does that mean they could report this and get this website blocked so shut the hell up

  • By Little Riding Hood, September 18, 2013 @ 10:08 pm

    Hi. I saw here someone was asking about Lancer…. Last time I was talking to him he said he would probably give up on re-making SHL. 🙁 But then Ishtar told me it would be online again around Christmas…. I hope it’s true!

  • By Hellhound118, October 3, 2013 @ 8:00 pm

    if that is true then it is going to be a great Christmas this game has lots of memories and I met a lot of great people basically everyone was nice in this game I hope this game comes back.
    just saying asking a troll or whatever to stop… he/she is not going to stop if people have not learned that yet…..

  • By Weaver, October 18, 2013 @ 2:32 pm

    Someone contact Bobby Thurman and tell him to use Kickstarter to raise funds.

  • By Quinky, November 9, 2013 @ 12:30 pm

    Yay I’ve heard about that thing about christmas, and I think it’s true. Bobby told it to one of mah friends from game. If it’s true, I’m looking forward :333 I loved SHL and I want it to come back.

  • By egg, December 10, 2013 @ 12:03 pm

    is it me going insane or did the shl website change too? did it always say “but you never know”?
    anyways, i hope that these rumors are true about it coming back around new year, it would make my whole year haha,, i miss this game still, sucks that the community wasnt full of the best people. didnt ruin it though :]

  • By TheDolphinKing, January 3, 2014 @ 1:55 pm

    Did the rumors say that this game will be back BEFORE new years? or AFTER new years? cuz…its not back…..I wish this game would come back I miss it so much ;-;

  • By TwilightWolf01, January 18, 2014 @ 8:39 pm

    I heard it wasn’t because he didn’t have enough money, he doesn’t have enough time. And I also heard it was supposed to come back up. And I’m hoping it does. I’ve been checking the website every so often, and it didn’t always say, “but you never know” so I think he’s hinting, he will be putting it back up soon.

  • By egg, January 27, 2014 @ 1:28 pm

    i can only wait so long before i explode

  • By TwilightWolf01, January 28, 2014 @ 5:40 pm

    Lol I know right, I’m pretty sure its coming back, and maybe it’ll be back on March 1st. Cause thats when he took it down. Oh god, I’m so excited

  • By kung, March 2, 2014 @ 4:48 pm


  • By xXdestinyXx, March 18, 2014 @ 11:47 pm

    I hope this game comes back 🙁 I used to play it and I decided to start playing it again and had no idea it closed :/ until I downloaded Pixel Mine and it was gone.

  • By TwilightWolf01, March 27, 2014 @ 5:47 pm

    It is back 😀

  • By Edfilaen, April 21, 2014 @ 2:46 pm

    New and oblivious peoples, please click the “official website” link. It is not in the Pixelmine launcher.

  • By Running Shoes, October 3, 2014 @ 7:46 am

    Hi there this is kind of of off topic but I was wanting to
    know if blogs use WYSIWYG editors or if you have to
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  • By Eve, October 4, 2014 @ 7:41 pm

    Does anyone even play this anymore? Seems like I’m the only person on when playing…

  • By it's back?!, August 15, 2015 @ 9:15 am


  • By TwilightWolf01, December 15, 2017 @ 8:35 pm

    Not only is the game back, it’s on steam now too!

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